Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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