he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Randomize
