Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
We have started to decorate penises.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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