i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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