When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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