Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
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I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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