Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Randomize
