Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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