Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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