if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
