remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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