i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Randomize
