I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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