I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
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So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
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How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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