okay pat passed out under dana's car
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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