this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
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He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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