This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
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Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
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Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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