No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
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I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.