I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
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the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
i believe in u and ur pee