Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
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He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?