Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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