Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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