she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
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He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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