Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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