No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
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dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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