I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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