and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
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You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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