your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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