Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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