She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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