I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
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They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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