Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
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