This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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