So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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