sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
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I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I'm like, not good at living.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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