White coat. Heels.
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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