It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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