I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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