i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I smell like Dick and happiness
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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