i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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