it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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