sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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