He is an equal opportunity slut.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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