My brain says no but my pants say off.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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