Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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