You're completely useless in the revolution.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
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his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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