I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
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You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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