either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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