This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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