not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
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i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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