You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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