i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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