Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
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