I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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