should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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