this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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