Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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