I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.