Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
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Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
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He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.