but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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