i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
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Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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