You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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