Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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